doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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