i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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