There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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