I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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