So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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