I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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