is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Randomize
