so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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