that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
