there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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