Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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