you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
worst night to have a conscience
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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