too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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