she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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