Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
That accounts for only three of the penises
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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