There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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