I want to stick my p in your. b.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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