By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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