the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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