my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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