Can Purell be used as lube?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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