It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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