So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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