hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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