he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
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