on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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