i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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