I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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