Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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