that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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