My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Sex in the backyard? Check.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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