Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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