i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
