and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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