i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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