Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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