ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
You were trust falling into bushes
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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