Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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