Ambien. No doubt about it.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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