Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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