dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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