Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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