Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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