i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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