See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
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