That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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