I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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