If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I forgot how hot balto sounded
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
