White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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