You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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